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Someone’s worst date – the strip club dilemma

Posted on 15. Oktober 201922. Februar 2022 by The Woman
Someone’s worst date – the strip club dilemma
Posted In Berlin, hot dating stories

I don’t even remember his name, so let’s call him Rob. Rob was American and in Berlin for business. As I use to say, handsome people don’t live in Berlin. We met in one of my favorite craft beer bars Gimme more

Leo III – how Chlamydia made her propose

Posted on 21. September 201913. März 2022 by The Woman
Leo III – how Chlamydia made her propose
Posted In bad dating stories, Berlin

How it got to that point? Read Leo I – The clown eater and Leo II – The rollercoaster, if you want to know the back story, but this can also stand on its own as an episode of my Gimme more

Leo II – The rollercoaster

Posted on 20. September 201913. März 2022 by The Woman
Leo II – The rollercoaster
Posted In Berlin, imperfect love stories

If you missed all the good stuff, go and read Leo I – the clown eater. Here you’ll find out what happens if you don’t believe a man who says he doesn’t like commitments. Fifth date I don’t know what Gimme more

Leo I – The clown eater

Posted on 13. September 20193. April 2022 by The Woman
Leo I – The clown eater
Posted In awesome dating stories, Berlin

This one is long, (sorry not sorry) and intense. Pull out your handkerchiefs (for laughing and crying), prepare some hard drinks for the plot twists and bear with me, please. It’s a hell of a story. I saw a pretty Gimme more

The incident on the train

Posted on 30. Juli 201917. Januar 2022 by The Woman
The incident on the train
Posted In Berlin, imperfect love stories

I didn’t like a love story to begin with „we met on a dating app“. That’s not sexy. So I even made scenarios up with matches, where and how we could have met. And then life sometimes offers the best Gimme more

Reese II – Are we doing this?

Posted on 8. Mai 20197. Januar 2022 by The Woman
Reese II – Are we doing this?
Posted In hot dating stories, London

We could have sex in the park. Or we could not. I was back in London and I asked Reese if there was a nice bar in broccoli – that’s how I called the district he lived in because I Gimme more

Reese I – the qualified arm trader

Posted on 28. Februar 201913. Januar 2022 by The Woman
Reese I – the qualified arm trader
Posted In awesome dating stories, Berlin

The excitement started when he suggested cutting off my arm and after that, there was no way back. Gosh, our date started pretty boringly because there was quite forced small talk and nothing really interesting. I already thought about how Gimme more

Gunnar – the cold pizza hater

Posted on 5. Juli 201824. Januar 2022 by The Woman
Gunnar – the cold pizza hater
Posted In bad dating stories, Berlin

BAD DATES EPISODE II Well, maybe I bragged too much about how well my dating life was going and that I never had a bad date. Since I’m well again, I had no good first date. But not that there Gimme more

Ben – the perfect first husband

Posted on 29. Juni 201824. Januar 2022 by The Woman
Ben – the perfect first husband
Posted In bad dating stories, Berlin

BAD DATES EPISODE I I am not happy with our dating culture. You have an awesome date, there are sparkles and good talk, you go home happy and think, this is it and then they ghost or you get the Gimme more

Ray – the walking disaster

Posted on 14. April 201823. Januar 2022 by The Woman
Ray – the walking disaster
Posted In bad dating stories, Berlin

Maybe you just need a bad date to get to know the cool people….Maybe. Ray had a „what can go wrong goes wrong“ experience with me. He was pretty late, like 30 minutes late, his clothes were soaking wet because Gimme more

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